Overview
Horny Tales v0.5.3 by CrankyBiscuit, Horny Tales by CrankyBiscuit is adult game about Do you like Vampire Survivors or bullet-hell games? What if we add a spicy story and naughty scenes to it? Check out Horny Tales!
Horny Tales is a survival roguelike with shoot’em up elements, combining calm and dynamic gameplay with various mini-games.
Once upon a time, an evil sorceress opened a portal from which terrible creatures came into the world.
Time passed and no one could resist her, until one day a simple peasant thought: “Maybe I can do it?”
Stand on the path of a hero and plunge into the world of might, magic and… lust!
Updated: 2022-01-24
Release Date: 2022-01-21
Developer: CrankyBiscuit Patreon – Itch.io – Twitter – Newgrounds
Censored: No
Version: 0.5.3
OS: Windows, Mac
Language: English
Genre: 2D Game, 2DCG, Adventure, Animated, Big Ass, Big Tits, Combat, Creampie, Fantasy, Handjob, Harem, Male Protagonist, Masturbation, Monster Girl , Milf, Oral Sex, RPG, Sandbox, Sex Toys, Vaginal sex , Voyeurism
MAC USERS ATTENTION!
If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.
Main changes
- New photo on sale from Mysterious Person
 
Balance changes
- Increased chance to drop gold
 
Other changes
- Once the boss dies, the coins no longer disappear. They can now be collected after combat!
 - Fix some typos
 
Bug fix
- Fixed exploit that allows you to always win in Thimblerigger games 
 - Fixed bug of getting extra coins when restarting the battlefield
 
–v0.5.2–
Main changes
- New NPC – Mysterious Person
 - New weapon – Bomb
 
Balance changes
- Rebalanced enemies in the first 4 minutes of battle to make it easier for new players to play
 
Other changes
- A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – Rey
 - Added ability to close windows by pressing Esc
 - Changed the sound of Arcane Wand to less annoying
 
Bug fix
- Fixed the Helm of Rage, which gave a huge attack speed
 
–v0.5.1–
Main changes
- You will now receive 200 gold for successfully completing the first quest
 
Balance changes
- Rebalanced drop of useful items from monsters (health, coins, magnets)
 - Re-added the possibility to take damage from multiple targets at once
 - Reduced number of enemies in the first minutes
 - Reduced damage received from enemies
 
Other changes
- Increased bonus from Pocket Blackhole from 20% to 30%
 - More visible bonus selection frame when you get a level
 - More noticeable effect of damage to the enemy
 - Now all bosses have a red outline to make them easier to notice
 - Slightly increased finishing animation in all lewd scenes
 
Bug fix
- Fixed the Helm of Rage artifact
 - Fixed music muting when quickly gaining a large number of experience crystals
 - Fixed black screen on macOS
 - Fixed the main character’s hitbox
 
–v0.5–
Main changes
- Added tutorial for the first quest
 - New lewd scene with Ruby
 - New weapon – Hand Cannon
 - New landmark – Statue of War
 - Reworked Rune of Fire – now it is not only sets enemies on fire, but sends meteorites down from the sky
 - A blue exclamation mark has been added for all interesting places and characters so that the player can pay attention to them
 - Rewrote the dialogue with Ruby
 
Balance changes
- Reworked the algorithm of how the player takes damage (it looks like he’s become more resistant, but in fact he stopped taking damage from all enemies at once)
 - Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of the game
 - At the 11th minute the number of enemies is slightly reduced
 - Bonuses on the ground now disappear after a longer period of time
 - The Troll boss now spawns at minute 3 instead of 4
 - The Goblin King boss has his health reduced
 - Slightly reduced Poison Cloak damage
 
Other changes
- A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – F. Woods
 - Added effect of falling crystals in the menu after leveling up
 - The game saving icon is now displayed at the top center of the screen
 - Replaced the word “wood” and “forest” in the dialogues and descriptions with “Goblin forest” to avoid confusion.
 - Changed the color of enemies in Crystal Mine to make them more visible on a dark background
 - In the quest with Jennifer added a portrait of the note
 - Added more frames of the ending in the lewd scene with Eva
 
Bug fix
- Fixed a bug where enemies kept spawning after killing the bosses, causing an imminent death
 - Fixed a bug that caused random weapon to turn off during level up
 - Fixed softlock on opening dialogue with Jennifer and opening the store at the same time
 - Fixed a bug when the quest arrow was shown when the player dies and the game crashes
 - Now when you start a new game, all purchased weapons are correctly reset
 - Player now has the opportunity to start the game with Poison Cloak
 - Fixed a typo in Poison Cloak description
 - Fixed bug preventing playback of special sound when unlocking a new lewd scene
 - When unlocking a scene with Jennifer, the correct scene icon is now displayed
 - The save icon is now correctly displayed after key actions are completed, not during them
 - Fixed saving of all unlocked lewd scenes
 - Now the player stops running during the opening of the location selection window
 - Fixed “Exit to Windows” phrase in macOS build
 
–v0.4–
Main changes
- New quest – A mess in the mine
 - New сharacter – Succubus the Summoner
 - New lewd scene with Succubus the summoner
 - New weapon – Poison Cloak
 - New location – Crystal Mine
 - New enemies in a new location
 - Two new slots for weapons and artifacts
 - MacOS build
 
Balance changes
- Improved enemy spawning algorithm
 - Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of combat
 - Reduced chance to drop useful bonuses from enemies
 - Balanced shot speed of Arcane Wand at high levels
 
Other changes
- Added the ability to quickly restart a fight
 - Added a save icon when the game saves your progress
 - New game icon
 
Bug fix
- Slightly increased animation speed in the scene with Eva
 - Fixed some typos
 
–v0.3–
Main changes
- New quest – Searching for a “thing”
 - New lewd scene with Jennifer
 - New weapon – Boomerang
 - New weapon – Rune of Fire
 - New artifact – Great Crystal
 - Added Jennifer’s Weapon and Artifact Shop
 - In combat mode, when you get a level and all of the weapons are upgraded, you can now get coins, not just health
 
Balance changes
- Increased the Long Sword’s swing by 2 times
 - Increased arrow speed for the Hunter Bow
 - Arcane Wand nerfed
 - Completely reworked the algorithm of how the enemies appear on the map
 
Other changes
- Added controls instruction at the beginning of a new game
 - Simplified controls – now you can play with only one right or left hand
 - Added the first $20 patron to the Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”!
 - Added Jennifer’s eyebrows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 - Changed death sound to the meme sound from Spongebob
 
Bug fix
- Improved sounds in the scene with Eva
 - Reworked the logic of applying bonuses to weapons
 - Fixed – leveling up causes removal of already existing projectiles
 - Fixed – old artifacts did not apply to new weapons
 - Fixed crash on quick leveling up
 
–v0.2–
Main changes:
- New location – Inn
 - New characters – Ruby and thimblerigger
 - New lewd scene with Ruby
 - Coins are now dropping from the mobs
 - You can play for money at thimbles
 - New artifact – Hand of Midas
 - New bonus – a Magnet that collects all experience crystals
 
P.S. Now you can buy a beer!
Balance changes:
- Balanced enemies health
 - Balanced the damage from Arcane Wand
 - Balanced the number of bonuses dropped from monsters
 
Other changes:
- Added game settings
 - LMB to skip dialogs (in addition to spacebar)
 - Added Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”
 - Added an ability to exit the battlefield without losing coins
 - Added a clear hint about the quest with Eva when you are in the forest
 - Now the icon for the active quest looks like a question mark (before it was an exclamation mark)
 - Changed finishing sounds in the scene with Eva
 - Added border lines for all portraits during dialogs
 
Bug fix:
- Fixed – you can’t start the game with an empty name
 - Fixed bugs with changing the resolution of the game window
 - Fixed damage delay reduction for enemies
 - Fixed – no more two bonuses per monster
 - Fixed the animation of movement at the start of the dialogue
 
–v0.1–
First release
- old RPG atmosphere
 - animated lewd scenes
 - gallery with all hot scenes
 - exciting Rogue Like battles
 - open world with all sorts of quests
 
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